My Dark Closet....

Malaysia Boleh!

2009-07-20T22:59:00.000-07:00

The twins.

GGMU!:P

Man Utd Meet The fans Session.

2009-07-17T07:35:00.001-07:00

Once in a lifetime chance.
super awesome.
Glory2 man utd.

Street Sweeper

2009-07-11T11:12:00.000-07:00

Heard this during the MJ's memorial speech by Martin Luther King's son ,quoting his father's speech
to a group of students at Barratt Junior High School in Philadelphia on October 26, 1967 before he was assassinated (courtesy of google) .

"And when you discover what you will be in your life, set out to do it as if God Almighty called you at this particular moment in history to do it. don't just set out to do a good job. Set out to do such a good job that the living, the dead or the unborn couldn't do it any better.

If it falls your lot to be a street sweeper,
sweep streets like Michelangelo painted pictures,
sweep streets like Beethoven composed music,
sweep streets like Leontyne Price sings before the Metropolitan Opera.
Sweep streets like Shakespeare wrote poetry.
Sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth
will have to pause and say: Here lived a great street sweeper who swept his job well.
If you can't be a pine at the top of the hill, be a shrub in the valley.
Be be the best little shrub on the side of the hill.Be a bush if you can't be a tree.
If you can't be a highway, just be a trail. If you can't be a sun, be a star.
For it isn't by size that you win or fail. Be the best of whatever you are."

— From the estate of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Deep eh?

Pre motivation before AUH on 24th of July.

Schlumberger here i come.

I Hate Needles..

2009-06-22T01:38:00.000-07:00

Damn...
8 jabs in one day is too much..kan?

oh well.

Onitsuka X MINI =

2009-06-21T05:00:00.000-07:00

Super Drool....

Why u cant miss transformers 2....

2009-06-19T09:07:00.000-07:00

Savvy ?

Bachelor a.k.a bujang

2009-05-29T09:48:00.001-07:00

Ive completed my Final Year Project presentation!woohoO~
ouh..saye da dpt bujang dalam kejuruteraan mekanikal la nampaknye skarang..hwa hwa hwa
hurm..pasni nak watpe ek?-_-"

Confident part 2

2009-05-10T01:20:00.000-07:00

Alkisah aku dengan rumieKoleq(roomate) jalan2 tgh hari carik makan dekat TronHOT ni..
Since the weather was like 400 Degrees C and we were sweating like dogs..ktorang pun
lansi la skit pegi makan dekat kedai ala2 western-urban whatever shit nie sebab ade aircond and makan pun sedap la hurray2...

Rumiekoleq:weh rumet,aku nak makan Steak ni lah(pointing at the menu..a steak which costs around 22 bucks..

Me:(being a super batu api myself) ha..bleh bleh...fuhhh 22 ringgit tu..up gile siot...

Rumiekoleq:hurmmm..xmolah..nak tuka la yg ni.. sirloin steak ..cam sedap jer..(which costs around 16 bucks and still mahal aku rase untuk kedai kat tronhot ni..dalam hati gelak2kan rumet ..hahaha *woot Woot*)

Me: OKlah tu..selamber makan up skit harini..(not to forget checking my wallet to make sure within the budget..so oklah..i have like 20 lebey bucks)..Therefore..cewah..i picked a grilled chicken with whatever sauce which costs RM 8..expensive but wtf..still within budget kan..

*tgk nona jap ikan hisap2 kaki this chinese lady(fish spa..jgn pk bukan2)...bace paper pasal chelsea x puas hati kalah aritu..(man u rocks!:P)*

and finally the food arrived..

the confident waitress then gave our food..one for me..one for my rumie..Right in front of our nose..without hesitating..confident gile babas..macam postgrad koleq..haha*selingan*

so..as usual..perut da lapar..with all the faith in the world dekat waitress tu..otak tak jalan..mulut terus serang..
*gelak2 kerek..siap bagi rumet rase lagi aku punye yg sedap (lansi2)*

and i was like yeah..happily eating..
up until i was cutting my last piece of beef...

yes..BEEF! fuck fuck...BEEEEFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the bloody beef which costs RM 16!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!.

me:weh rumie..bukan ko order daging aku order ayam ker..

Rumiekoleq: Aah..(with half of the chicken already digesting in his belly)..ooo..patutla aku rase ko punye tadi macam sedap and mahal jer...

me: .......

Rumiekoleq:WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

in the end..my lunch cost me 20 bucks including drinks..sirloin sial rm 16 bodoooo....

Orang kate karma's a bitch..i'd say karma's a whore cuz i had to pay for it..

Oh well..

Snap Snap..

2009-04-29T01:40:00.000-07:00

Happy:)

My entry for the Shutterbug 09 photog Competition got 2nd place.
I dont shoot much..so..Oklah..2nd place is good already.
Ouh..and its a picture of Utp's Chancellor Hall .Convocation people?:)

Confident itu penting..

2009-03-04T19:10:00.000-08:00

Alkisah semalam tengah kemas2 barang..preparing to gerak from utp to kl..nakgi tgk jason mraz

PostgradKoleq: weh kacak,camne ni aku tak hafal lirik lagi..takleh sing a long la..print la lirik dow

Akukacak: ha..yela yela...japgi aku print..hafal I'm Yours sude..

PostgradKoleq: ala..weih!!malam ni jason mraz mesti main lagu THIS LOVE kan?

Akukacak: *blank kejap*...Ha?this love?lagu ape tu dow?jason mraz ke?

PostgradKoleq: ye ar!!!...This love weh..takkan tak tau..demmit la wtf*(&(@^#%^ etc...

Akukacak: Shit takde la weh..tak pernah dgr pun..yang mane nie?

PostgradKoleq: ala..yang ni *nyanyi dgn smgt hell nye*..

~this love has taken its toll on me...she said goodbye..so many times before..~

Akukacak: wtf? -_-" ........................

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Again folks..

Confident itu penting.

Oh well:P

A single breath..

2009-02-09T18:16:00.000-08:00

It was not a nice feeling...

long piercing cry for help filled the area..
there were 2 people who drowned in the water..
and there was no sign of them anywhere...
i was numb for a moment when they told me that it was someone i knew

we went straight into the water searching
hoping that somehow we could be just in time to save her
deep inside i was hoping that this is not real..that this is not really happening,
hands were trembling...not knowing what to do or what to expect really..

after a few minutes we managed to find her in the water.
Grabbed and brought her up to the surface.
words really cant describe that particular moment..

she wasn't breathing..

it hits me..
how helpless we as human being can be
when we had tried everything we can
and all that we hoped for was a breath..

not a miracle,
but a single breath...
a single breath which could have changed everything..
a single breath which could have saved the tears of a mum and dad
a single breath which could have made cries turned into cheers

a single breath that didn't came...
and finally all we could do was to let go and guard her with our prayers ..

Never i thought that the day will end with a funeral..
Condolences to Norshida Adnan's family and friends.
You will surely be missed.

Al-Fatihah.

Lost.Appreciated.TooLate

2008-09-25T21:06:00.000-07:00

We often overlook the things people
do for us and the way we are loved when
our life is filled with laughters and cheers

Only when we lose all of those things
that we lament for taking advantage or being
contented all this while.

So do take a minute,
think about the people around you
who are willing to sacrifice anything
in exchange for a smile on your face ,
and learn to appreciate them..

Before it is too late.

Macha...Roti Kosong Satu!

2008-08-08T11:20:00.000-07:00

Mapley/mamak stall/shop with a lot of mamak innit,

How can we live without those mapleys..
serving roti's and teh tarik...heck..i think there are more mapleys
in Malaysia compared to any part of the world.The big question is..
what is so nice about these mapley's?

Somehow,from my thorough observation..these are among the main reasons...
Machas..behold!

1.At mapleys..you are the king/sultan/fucking boss with no mercy to his employees

Bro1:Macha!Order la!lambat la lu macha...cibai sial bangla mari blablabla...
PoorMacha1:ok ok..sorry boss..ada lambat skit..customer ramai ini hari...
Bro1:apa lambat2..wa bayar la...tunduk sekarang!gua sodom lu satu kali..kasi courtcase!
PoorMacha1:aiya boss...tapi....virgin juga ada kalu...
Bro1:TUNDUK!!!!!
PoorMacha1:ok boss!!..slurrp slurrp..ahh~
-whatever happened after that is for them to know..and for u to never find out-
(mamak skandeles)

2.At Mapleys...again you are the king...no..george bush..
Bro1:Teh tarik kurang manis lebih susu tambah cuka..roti canai 14,nasi lemak 3 stengah
PoorMacha2:Siap!
after 45 minutes,
PoorMacha2:boss..teh tarik lebih manis tambah asam..roti canai 3 nasi lemak 14 sampai!
Bro1:whattafak!??aku order ape?x reti ka?otak ada ka?blablabla.... TUNDUK!!!
PoorMacha2:Slurpp..slurp..aH~

3.At Mapleys...the food is like awesome!!
Bro1:Macha!sial la..nasi goreng daging satu!
PoorButSmartMacha:ok boss..siap..(while adding extra preservatives from his you-know-what) to the most delicious nasi goreng daging ever!
Bro1:Nyam Nyam...cukup masin!nice..

4.At Mapleys...you can watch football with only one cup of air suam..
Bro1:(8pm)Macha..sial la lu lagi...air suam satu
PoorMacha:Ok boss
Bro1:(12am)Macha...lu ensem skit..air suam lagi satu..
PoorMacha:ok boss...(sial ini mamat kedekut)
Bro1:(5am)Macha...lu the man lah...air suam satu lagi
PooralreadySmartMacha:Siap Boss...( the 3rd glass of air suam was lil bit yellowish after that)..ngeh2

Somehow this people,they think they are way better than all these immigrants working at the mamak stall but they always forget that the machas serving them at the mamaks are normal human being as well..equal shit..at least,to be treated with some respect..not to be yelled or jeered at.

give u 1 situation:
Restoran Mak Andam

Bro1:Bang!nasi goreng satu!sial la lambat...ape ni bang...otak takde ke?
BroMakAndam:Ko nampak parang ni setan??xnak makan bleh blah
Bro1:-pissed in his pants-

Why?think people..think
So..Ur a way better person than them?or Ur born in a higher class which allows u to treat them like shit..

i should totally run for the president of The Mamaks Association ..
President Mamak Bush

PresidentMe:Machas!!tonight we dine in hell!
United Machas:auu auu auuu!

anyway,much love for the mamaks...somehow without them our student life will be empty...less fun..less memories...less calories..ops~

oh well..

Macha!!Roti Kosong Satu!

Reality...

2008-07-08T04:13:00.000-07:00

All the politics issues in Malaysia now...just makes me sick.
Anwar with his elton john shit...
Najib with the Altantuya whoever..
and also that balasubramaniam guy who cant even stick to his statutory declarations
and went kapoof the day after..FBI ? CIA? or maybe..... its our big headed friends from fucking mars who suddenly came for a friendly visit and just somehow decided to take the whole family on a vacation to outer space ...or even pluto maybe?

So called CEMERLANG GEMILANG TERBILANG...
My Ass.

Somehow we care more about the price of the food and stuff that is going up
like Angkasawan.

Rather than bisexual and corrupted leaders.
Who cares?
all this bullshit in the media now...
Everytime i turn on the news
it is like im watching channel E!
The Daily Ten anybody? Malaysian style

enough already..
ouh..I forgot..
Malaysia Boleh! hoyeah hoyeah

Today abah ends his 37 years in the force.
How do i feel?.glad perhaps?
Abah worked hard ...
from a simple kampung guy
to what he is now..
We had our rough moments,when
rice with those yummy sardin tin yg best
was our lunch and dinner..
and mak has always been very strong

Time flies..
Buletin Utama today,abah's last shot wearing his uniform.
Standing tall,ending his career with a smile on his face
despite all the things ..

so..yeah..

Im Adzlan ,
a son who is damn proud of his Abah,
Ayob Mohamed.

my oh-shit-im-so-lame post

2008-06-12T06:06:00.000-07:00

Biar sampai syurga
aku menunggu
cinta darimu
agar ku sempurnaaaaaaaaaaa...

im posting lyrics in my blog...how lame can i be..damn~
faizal tahir rocks...mawi sucks..
end~
hahahaha

Teka-Teki?

2007-11-29T09:30:00.000-08:00

3 bajet future Rockstars during

Flyniversarry.

The party was great~.

All the bands which performed were awesome!

Vocalist meet uncle hussain i salute u bro!the voice during live show and recording seketul sejiban...fuhh..restecpa~..Hujan was great also...Indie is currently gaining its place in the music scene.Well its nice to have these kindof bands coming up..rather than New Bogayz 2..bobodohy..etc.

nway nowadays the younger generations..(im not old..im 21..skian tq) is currently into this thing called melbourne shuffle.the party went crazy after junglejerry took the stage followed by the bass agents.ppl were exercising everywhere.The place was like a massive aerobic workout session with the DJ's..weird huh~..but yeah..its the In thing now..nothing we can do about it.Shuffle your way to glory guys..

Ouh..and for those HuJan And Meet Uncle Hussain freaks out there..there will be a gig at the annexe Central market on the 2nd also be there if ur interested to check them out.Ouh..speaking bout livebands and stuff..theres this show called KAMI.Not bad la for a malaysian series..minus the repeatitions of every single episode like how many times ntah..we understand the storyline la bingung..repeat sampai lebam~..ouh..and i do think Adi is cute..ngeh3..

maybe next year they can come upwith something new..KITAREMPIT ke..apeke..and use like real rempits to the do stunts so that if one dies after hitting the lightpole,we can always use a replacement to shoot the stunts.That will be bloody packed with action!!damn~..ouh..even better..add some real Minah rempit also..though their behaviour must be observed all the time..so that no new 3GP's will be produced on set.shit we dont want Mat Rempit Jr to be born on the set.hurm..maybe a documentary..a day in life of a Mat Rempit..

Mat rempit:sayang..abang dah balik ni ha..pacak lambung yang oi!

Minah rempit:baper dpt race arini bang?cukup x nak beli susu anak? anak sulong tu dah bising dah nak rxZ satu..

Mat rempit:Burung ape nak?

Rempit JR:Burung tu ape bah?

Mat Rempit: .......

Ingatlah Motor Tersyg,Pandu cam sial...Jiwa gua kebal.

sleepy..

nite.

Behold!!!The return of you know who....

2007-11-29T00:49:00.000-08:00

My 3rd post of the year...and its nearly the end of the year~

Well,since the last time i updated my blog...lots and lots of things had happened. Pak Lah's a happily married popping viagra man now,ouh..and richer also not to forget.Wong Mei Who won the whatever badminton open and lost another tournament the other week,BERSIH doing their job parading all over the town of KL,HINDRAF doing their thing to sue the british embassy for trillions ,Lim Goh Tong is finally dead,and a poor young kid named Nurin Jazlin lost her life to a sick psycho bastard,and Man UTD Still being the best club in the world!Wagahahaha..what?jealous?like i care~lalala...

Had a hectic semester.July 2007 semester was really tough.had tons and tons of projects and also assignments to be done.heck,we even had a viva session(viva is a session where UTP lecturers listen to the students talk crap about their project) during our study week and we were busting our ass of to do the project when we are suppose to prepare for the finals(and watch series also!!).Now this kind of things dear people leads to great great pressure on the students and encourages them to do stupid thing with great pride and honor.

Example

Tun Mahathir Mohammad which is our chancellor came to UTP to give a speech on whatever it is lah.The poor old man was happily giving his speech and stuff when suddenly a bright and intelligent student came forward and asked him a few questions.One of the question was

"Tun...name saye si-sengal-ckp-byk.Nak tanye kenape mase zaman pemerintahan Tun,Kadar kemiskinan meningkat..yg kaya semakin kaya..dan yg miskin semakin miskin..blablabla..."

well..being a UTP student we have this idea of thinking we are the best among the best and guess what..how bout challenging the former prime minister who is also our chancellor?sounds fun eh?

In the end Tun Mahathir didnt even came for our Convocation.altho the ppl said it was because he was not healthy at that time, i do think maybe one of the reason of him not turning up is because of the bad image of UTP..the students especially,being tarnished by a stooopid 20 yr old sengal so called rakan masjid who just cant keep his mouth shut .Demmit..u better shut your mouth before my convocation or im gonna kick ur ass so hard ull be the only guy in hell wearing wheelchairs.

what the hell~

since this is the "warming" up post..i have nothing against my beloved government and country.Much love to you all..well at least for now.

anyway im off to kemaman this monday.Doin my internship with a company called SCHLUMBERGER.Cuak nak mampossss!!hahaha...hopefully everything will be fine.wish me luck.

why?why god?..why u?

2007-02-13T06:56:00.000-08:00

idiot.blogspot.com
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why me god??why are u bein so cruel?

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thesecondidiot.blogspot.com

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i dont know why all these things happen to me...life sucks~..

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on going idiots.any blog.com

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im a perfect person..im not the one to blame.. god is...why am i even born here?
i hate it ...blablablabla~

*

Well,people..i mean human~,due to the normal reason of being born with some stupid neurons and scrap in their head always find ways to blame other people rather than blaming themselves for bad things that happen to them..
and..most of the time..they blame GOD

Why blame god for being put into prison when ud killed someone?

Why blame god when u dont work hard enough to achieve your dreams and u end up failing intead?

Why blame god when you end ur relationship with ur gf/bf/husband/wife/friends/hooker/dogs/pak lah/kj?

Why blame god when suddenly batik is being hailed as such a classic art in Malaysia?

Why blame god when there are people starving everywhere while some are filthy rich?

Why blame god people whn people are dying?

Why blame god when the global warming is now getting on us and the weather is going crazy all over the world?

so..why?

because we human are not aware of our own mistakes,and it feels way better to point our flaws at other people or anything that can get in our way..

Example:
NEWS:
Pak Lah wins the 2007 general election and becomes prime minister for another 5 years.

when suddenly a dog crosses the path of two retard named Kajol and Harol..

Kajol:bodo punye anjing..pasal ko la paklah menang ko tau ak..DUSH!!(sepakan alam perwira petala ke-8)

Harol:ntah..ni sume ko nye pasal..amik kau.!SLAP!SLAP!..(kate harol sambil menampar anjing itu)

Kajol:eh bodoh..anjing takleh pegang a..haram!

Harol:eh..ye ke!??sal aku xpernah tau..bodoh nye cikgu sekolah tadika aku tak ajar aku dulu!!!

Kajol:ha..tula kau..pegi skolah tak gune watpe...kan dah bengong.

When suddenly the dog finally decided to become an angry German Shephard instead and started to chase those 2 idiots to get a nice bite on their asses.

harol and kajol:bodoh punye anjing!kitorang tak kacau ko pun!!aaaaaaa~

and..they ended..well..being idiots for the rest of their lives.
nothing can be done...

So,to all the inteligent human races which are given the brains to actualy think~....dont blame GOD...blame yourself for the things that happen to u...bcause everything happens for a reason...oh..and also dont forget to thank god that ur actually still breathing in ur room right now..being able to read this stupid post of mine..instead of being buried somewhere down there..dead.

anyway,WE MALAYSIANS especially have a funny way of being polite...or being friendly..or being..whatever that u want it to be..

Given situation 1-

Sedang aku berjalan dari Bilik pade pukul 8 pagi dengan beg yg mengandungi buku sambil juga memegang buku teks dan kad matrik tergantung di kepale hotakku..menuju ke lecture theatre..
aku ditanyekan soalan yg bombastik dan super best oleh pria terhebat ini:

priamampos:weh..gi kelas ke?

aku:tak..nakgi sukan olimpik dekat antartika..

priamampos:ha ha ha..lawak bodo tul la..

*mmg pun lawak bodoh..menyusul selepas soklan bodoh..bengong~*

see..funny ?not?..for OBVIOUS reasons..im OBVIOUSLY...going to class..at OBVIOUSLY 8 am..

episod 2-

seorang pempuan yg agak cun(mungkin) berjalan pulang ke bilik..seorang..tanpa ditemani oleh sesiape..mahupun makhluk halus ataupun semut dan nyamuk..

priapujangga:hai kak..sorang je ker?

apeke sengalnye soklan tu wahai pembaris bengong??

and again.OBVIOUSLY..to normal human eyes..she is alone..
or..hurm..mayb priapujangaa have dat sixth sense goin on...
oh well...

episode 3:

weh..Pak Lah tu gempak siot..!

sumerang:erm...aaa...uuuu....ehhh....aaaa...betull..betull...kot..~

Pak Lah:aku tidok dulu ..hampa suma leh pi mampuih..

Krooh krooh ~

so..next time..do plan ur words before actually trying to b polite or friendly..u dont want ppl to get the idea that ur somehow trying to be cool or u got something wrong somewhere up there..
but then..the FREEDOM of SPEECH right..ppl can say what they want..well..except involving the bloody corrupted goverment and people in the country of course..~

ouh...and friends,
tomorrow is Valentines day
the day to express ur love to the ppl u care or love about?
or the day that the christians hails their sacred father valentino?

you decide..
cheers~

Time..

2007-02-09T23:03:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered how long it takes to change ur life?
What measure of time is enough to be life altering?
Is it the 5 years in high school?
Is it the 4 years in University?
Can ur life change in a month,or a week,or a single day?
We are always in a hurry to grow up
to go places to get ahead
but when ur young,
one hour,
one minute,
one second..
can change everything.

Happy New Year+1 month~

2007-01-30T09:33:00.001-08:00

So...
my first post for the year 2007~
sangat bohsan sebenarnye...haven't updated for quite sometime.Life has been quite hectic lately.
Lots of sleeping and playing involved.
Just started my second week of class..and boy i really dont miss UTP at all..but anyway,few things had changed in UTP...

We have wi-fi now..(our wifi is limited to our residential area only...and they call it hotspot..why dont they call it onespot instead?...haih..ouh..and they charge us extra for it..hurm..cant remember me doin a proposal for a wireless connection before~..unlimited and superfast connection =yes...snail-fi by tmnetsux=no.
new joging track..well..come to think bout it..its a bloody waste.UTPians don't jog...they sleep a lot..and they dont go far to exercise..hell..it even takes us 10 minutes to reach the sport complex.so..new jogin track-useless..they should build a new sleeping place tho..where everyone can go and sleep whenever they want..despite the 4 seasons that we are experiencing here.-summer-extra summer-hell-extra hell.
New guards.means ...more problems..and nuisance~...ugh...ouh yeah..more fines to pay because students are anything but right here.You argue,then ure going straight to broke hell man.They can even fine u RM100 bucks with a single ticket.CRAZY.The government should implement this so that they can get more money to buy boats and private jets for our country leaders.NICE~

So..enough on UTP~...let us go back to the latest topics lately..

BANJIR~...banjir sane sini...johor,melake,kelantan,terengganu sume banjir...Samy Vellu also Banjir with money from the tolls raised..Pak Lah=Vacation..Najib=Pak Lah kirimsalam takziah...

Well..i should try to be a politician..and also run for the post of the prime minister of Malaysia.That will be alot of fun...lets see

Reporter1:Dato yg berseri..the recent flood has hit us bad..what are the government plans to overcome this problem?

Dato' Seri me:Patience.Patience.Islam Hadhari ask us to b patient.Send my regards to evryone.Tell them that im SANGAT SEDIH upon hearing the tragic flood hitting our fellow Malaysians.

Reporter2:The food supply and other needs that are given are not enough.Why is that?

Dato' Seri me:Oh my god..im very very sorry..currently im using part of the rakyat's money to buy a 30 million boat..lets not forget a fine Batik for my self..and also a re bonding hair package for my lovely Samy Vellu.So..be patient...the supply will come later..maybe after half of the people are having diseases and stuff.

see..life is always better on the other side..ahh..how i wish i cud be a prime minister..so that when theres flood,i can just go there to show my face..snap some picture kissing some babies ..and walla!im good to go.

Ouh..and last week i got an offer from someone somewhere.

MISI MENYELAMAT MANGSE BANJIR

CONVOY TO JOHOR BAHRU

Gas money and food are provided.

Accommodation also given.

Just bring ur big fat ass and show ur face.

owhkay..

first time thinking bout it..wouh~a good offer..free money and food man..summore i gt to go to Johor Bahru~wah lau eh...good meh?haha..lan si already

so i asked..

me:weh..How many are u giving for the petrol?

organizer:Around Rm 170..The toll Fares are also supported..so no worries

me:wah no kidding..all free lah?

organizer:all free la...but then must pose first lah with the media and shit.Publicity man.

me:owh okay...better bring my SK2 along then..so i can be handsome like Khir toyo..Handsome and wise at the same time..

Khir toYO:IM FILTHY RICH..and u guys are not!HAAHAHAHA!

me:wait..why dont u give our food money and toll fares to the people at johor instead..that will help them more right?

organizer:errr........??as i was saying..the food is free..capati?tose?anyone?TV3 man..dont want to enter frame meh???

me:lalalala...~

Things can be sooo soo weird sometimes..they just don't sound right..but they turn out to be right anyway..get my point here?well ..i dont.hhahaha..MESSED UP.

People nowadays can be so messed up..murderers can walk free even after we had prove em guilty.

Judge:Now with the power given to me by i-dont-know-who,u..the guy who had raped and killed this particular person DollyDumb ,im sentencing u to 4 days and 3 night vacation at Hawaii.Summore if u plead not guilty ull be given some coupons to be used for your next killin.U aint chillin when u aint killin~...HAHAHA!...

Convict:Shiet...thank you judge..i promise i will do this again!!!iTs a lot of fun..hurm..maybe next time ill try running people over by bus instead...hurm~...i want to go to japan next time~

Judge:Thank you..Enjoy ur holidays!

End of story~

ah..me and my friends were chit chatting yesterday when suddenly we thought about these Kancil and Buaya ,Monyet and blablabla cartoon clips shown at RTM back then.Well the cartoons were like full of morals and stuff(altho RTM is so full of ***** now).See..no wonder our generation are much more polite and well brought up.hahaha~cartoons man..back to basics.well,Now these kids are watching to all these Akademi Fantashita 4000,Senario..Raja lawak bodo,Berukman and stuff..that they are missing the values that were thought to us those times using just basics 2-d cartoons.hoho...Macam la aku bagus sangat..haha..but then praise the people who invented spongebob man..u guys for president..ouh..maybe the next president of united states can be picked on a reality show..ala America's Next Top Model??haha..that would be very nice..

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP PRESIDENT..brought to you by Bush Banks.

First Challenge of the day:Which of you guys can Bomb iraq faster and get their oil at the same time?

hurm..guess how the grand finale would be like...?

EMOgorn..

2006-12-16T10:42:00.000-08:00

shssshhH~...pffft!!
im back at utp again....and im having a very bad headache which is keeping me up..aaaaaaa i cant sleeep!

i was thinking...
why do god invent such annoying,stupid,unlikeable species of homosapiens by the name of HYPOCRITES.
i mean...what a better place world would be without them..haih..life can be so so much better...i think.
anyway..since CELCOM and MAXIS didnt got my registration right...my phone got barred.
UGH~...
my girlfriend called just now...and happy i was to finally get to hear her voice was somehow interrupted by some statements she had heard from my friend that how i was being a jerk during my school days.Well..come to think bout it...im not really proud for what id say and done in the past..but for me life is a never ending learning process...and we do learn from mistakes..somehow there are people who takes our mistakes as some big bloody international crisis which somehow irritates them till the day they die.

nway..hypocrites and bitches do go well with each other..sometimes they do come in a happy meal too.SO guys..meet Bitchcrite1..the best invention ever made with all the essence of being a bitch and hypocrite combined.

a wonderful day:

*friendster*
new testimonial:
bitchcrite1 wrote:
HEY~!OH MY GODD!!HOW ARE YOU?U LOOK GOOD!!!OH MY GODD!!!HOW'S LIFE LATELY?LIFE FOR ME HAS BEEN GOOD!!IM STUDYING IN A TOP UNIVERSITY IN INDONESIA!IM OVERSEAS!CAN U BELIEVE IT?OH MY GOD! !I EVEN DECIDED TO WEAR BRACES NOW!IT COSTS RM400000 and IT IS DIAMOND STUDDED U!!LIKE..OH MY GOD!!!CAN U BELIEVE THAT?NWAY..TAKE CARE HUNNY!!UR THE GREATEST!TOODLES!

(the true meaning:
hey!!Oh my godd!!how are u?u look more fucked up than ever!!!oh my god!im the best!and u suck!life for me has been very well compared to urs sucker..!and i finally decided to wear braces to fix my crooked teeth that uve been made fun about!soh like..oh may god!!boohooo!!screw u!
anyway..take care fucker~ur the greatest ass ive ever met!chiow!

see...trying to actually understand what she wanted to say at first was really hard...but when it is all layed out..hurm..its not that difficult after all..damn Bitchcrite1 should enter hollywood and she may even bag up some oscars being the best actress and blablabla...plus best hypocrite and bitch of course.

ok..so..2nd situation:

*YM*
bitchcrite1:Oh my goddd!!!im actually going to bandung next weekk!!!Oh...how happy i am!!and u know what..most probably ill meet ur gf there!!oh my godd!!im so excited...looking forward to meet ur gf and see how much in love u guys are!nway..got to go..my baby hunny boo is calling me..toodles!

(the true meaning:
Oh my goddd!!!im goin to bandung next week!and u cant!ur stucked in malaysia!pity u jerk!oh..and u know what!most probably ill meet ur gf there!oh my god..im soo excited of screwing u guys up!!looking forward to meet ur gf and tell her how much u suck !damn u guys are sooo gonna break up after this..oh my godd!!hoohoho...nway..got to go..wanna fuck..later!

haih..see how good bitchcrite can be?..total annihilator in disguise.weapon of total mass destruction in the making.the terminator shud even run for his life this time...bitchcrite incoming men!!run or ur gonna get fucked real bad!HAHAHA
than by that time bitchcrite will most probably be the governor of california or wherever.Imagine that..total domination of the hypocrites and bithes!scary...

hurm...better yet...bitchcrite shud even meet samyvellu and screw him up for raising the toll fares.

Samyvellu:due to unAVOIDABLE reasons...im very sorry..to announce that...the toll fares are going up by 100%..this is made due to the high amount of money that the government have to subsidise in order for u to use the highway every day...
the figure is 2.5 billion-i-made-this-up-and-u-ppl-are-stupid.35 cents Ringgit Malaysia in total.Any objections?

Malaysians:*silence*
Samy Vellu ur d best!ur hair is so well combed that sometimes we even thought that
its fake!oh shucks....muhuw~..

SamyVellu:OK.Just as i thought..no objections!so tomorrow the fare is going to be raised and ur pay will be well maintained so that u muhibah malaysians will have to suffer more.Tq.nway...my hair is real...where got fake one..yennadey!!

okay..so that is bitchcrite1 using her powers to takeover samyvellu's body to make people suffer even more.SHIT!its the return of the body snatchers!!!BITCHCRITE VERSION!!
RUN!!!RUN!!AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

crazy.
well...by just observing the amount of vehicles travelling in KL every single day...we can figure out ourselves that these people are really making money out of all those highways..u don't need to be a smart ass to actually figure that out..its insane by watching the volume of vehicles and at the same time these people are saying that they are actually losing money.well,guess they are gonna be filthy reach after this.

Samyvellu:wooohooo...now i can actually do re bonding every month!

Me:How bout perming ur hair for a change?
.............

anyway,that person met my gf..and well she was telling her how she hates me and stuff..
like..
oh my godd!he is sooo rude...!!manners..!totally not my type!ugh...ur sooo unlucky to have him!
hoohohoho
and..blablabla..but..grateful i am to have a person that totally understands me and have faith in me knowing that im trying to be a better person day by day. :P (and im not referring to bitchcrite1) huahuahua

alanbitchcrite:
yo bitchcrite1!she is my gf u stupid fuck!and she knows me better than u do!hohoho...heck...u and me..we dont even talk alot during the schooldays!oh wait...maybe its because u were busy criticizing others on how bad they are and by trying to be very gorgeous urself!sheesh...

see...thats the version of me infected with this bitchcrite syndrome..hooohoohoh...euuwww...kehkeh..so much for my emo fartsy post..sometimes being emo is not that bad after all...hahaha.i think i should get some sleep now..
hurm..Life aint always a bed of roses..hohoho..u meet different ppl with different attitude...but somehow by being positive and expect the best from a person than the worst may actually help us in making this world a better place to live in.

oh well....

CINTA:FLOP or SUCCESS?..krooohh krooh~

2006-12-02T18:52:00.000-08:00

5 love stories..1 movie...

...hundreds sleeping...

CINTA laterally combines the five separate (but inter-connected) stories into a successful amalgam, with love as the main emotion/reason in the ups and downs of an important episode in the main characters' lives. Here the affairs of a laksa-selling makcik and a RM20-per-portrait street artist (no lah they're not together, each has a different story) are no less meaningful or worthy as the incidents of a bachelor-of-the-year CEO and his successful architect buddy - in the search for love, in accepting what their loved ones did, each character become commonly vulnerable, hurt or affected as the others.

Sometimes, its hard to find a movie, a local movie especially, that makes you go home afterwards, thinking about it constantly..(why did i spend my 8 bucks watching the movie), trying hard if you could still remember what exactly happened in those scenes which you thought were deeply meaningful enough(there were no making out scenes..damn), and which had successfully haunts your mind until you get the chance to watch it again next time(eizlan yusoff sucks).

Anyway..Kudos to a superb cinematography, great screenplay, and phenomenal performances by top actors and actress .Nonetheless, it was a great attempt, a successful attempt(altho i did slept..a while..er..was it 5 minutes or 50?hurm)..

I won't give any spoiler, but I can just summarise the story for you.Cinta comprises of 5 different storyline, with different perspective of love. The story of Cikgu Elyas (Dato' Rahim Razali), an old retired teacher who meets a divorcee, Rubiah (Fatimah Abu Bakar) who owns a laksa stall.

The story of Azlan (Eizlan Yusoff), a millionaire who fell in love with Azura (Fasha Sandha), a bookstore salesgirl.The story of Dyan (Nanu Baharudin), a successful architect with a struggling potrait artiste brother Dhani (Que Haidar).

The story of Hariss (Rashidi Ishak), an architect who is deeply in love with his wife, Airin (Rita Rudaini) and his daughter Liss.The story of Arianna (Sharifah Amani....huaaa...chomey~hahahaha) who is looking for the love of her life with the help of a quiet journalist (Pierre Andre..ngeng..SEBUT S BETUL2 LEH AK!).

Despite the typical perception of love in Malaysia where you either go dating up on the hill overseeing Kuala Lumpur on a bike with your partner...or probably to a lake ..this movie takes you much further than that.

The perception of love from every given angle, the in-between meanings of affection, obssession, infatuation and rejection, that comes with the torment of the so-called LOVE.Suffice to say,its a deep touching movie with a cute hopeful ending.

But..Despite all of the good reviews given...and comments..i really think that it is just another typical malaysian movie which is slightly better than the others due to the improvement of cinematography and screenplay...nothing special..but..spending a few bucks to spend ur time watching this movie is wont hurt..clap2 again for the great attempt..well..our (malaysian) movies are not that bad after all..

an interesting line from the movie:

"Isteri bukan hakmilik, tetapi anugerah..."-Cikgu Elyas

im babblin...

2006-11-25T11:40:00.000-08:00

its 4 am in the morning..and i still cant sleep.actually just came back from playing futsal at menglembu(its a name for a place) which is suppose to be the homeland of ground nuts.But let me tell u one secret fellas..there ain't no ground nuts here mate!they are all lies..oh..but they have nuts here..the one wandering around the road without any clothes on..a lot of em!!...damn..tanjung rambutan is like only 20 km from that place.anyway..a friendly update to all those arsenal fans out there..Arsenal Lost 3-1 to Bolton!!!hahahahahaha......rite on lads!!!!booohooo...well...
the big game is tomorrow...Manchester United Vs Chelsucks...ops...typo there..chelsea..
1155..Astro.Come on mates glory glory man united!...hoohoo...

by the way...i just finished my 3rd semester at UTP...just finished my final paper for the semester dis morning..MAB 2023-Engineering materials and technology..so like..entering 2nd year 2nd semester january next year...i feel old..hoho.

I read bout this altantuya case..(the main reason cuz they say that she is really hot obv)..well..some derogatory remarks had been made bout her saying that she has been the mistress of that abdul razak baginda and stuff..the truth is..i dont care.The malaysian media always have this habit of causing a frenzy over little little things..heck..they cover on almost anything..u name it..they have it! the star even came out with pictures of an unknown model which is supposed to be altantuya during her modelling days..and the next day..front page..his dad told the media that his daughter have never even model even once..and that the pictures published the day before was not his daughter also.What the heck is goin on?now these media ppl are making up crap so that they can gain better attention and more readers..Newspaper are suppose to provide actual information and facts...not lies and myths..oh..better yet..today they even did a front page story about a "fishermen" who owns a cadillac limousine...who gives a damn?feed us the information on what is actually happening out there...that would really help us..instead of dreaming to be filthy rich and wanting to own a cadillac.
Nway...bad things happen when people lie..well to some extend it involves murder and other tragic cases.People lie for their own reasons..example:people lie for their family...people lie to make business...and people lie for their own safety.But it is when people lie to fulfill their pathetic lusts are when things get bad.Altantuya,Norita(the girl who was killed in her condo)...just to name a few are among those..hundreds if not thousands of people who are victims of cruelty and inhuman behavior.These are the two most high profiled cases which involves the VIP's and the urm..educated people.
So..this question popped out suddenly from my head..is it soooo damn difficult to stay faithful to ur loved ones..or..ur family?why do this people taking risk and jeopardising their status and happiness ...
ouh..and just my two cents on politics..
well...politics are basically dirty..our politics are really dirty..u talk about halal and haram...these halal and haram all goes into the dark galaxy of our toilet when it comes to politics..if there is some one that u should not trust ...it should be the politicians..they brag and preach everyday that they are doing all kinds of stuff for our people..but basically everything is done for the sake of their own profit and gain.we have people claiming that they are the nations patriot and stuff,yet they are simply the people who are ruining the country by lots and lots of ways that can be thought of.
im not being patriotic..and im not accusing..but somehow we should be grateful that our current politic status are not as bad compared to other countries..we are still doin well..
are u aware that while some of us are spending our moneys from our scholarships and loans...there are these people who are willing to do anything for the sake of money..and im talking bout us..uni students.
FACT:there are syndicates that are offering huge amount of money to female uni students and then they will be taken to high class and 5 stars hotels..to entertain the big shots..and the VIP's...and by saying entertain..u guys out there can go figure the details yourself.
and after being asked why they are willing to do all of these..
their answer :

"well..our parents dont give enough money to spend..and the loans are damn useless..it is all used to pay the fees...how else i can go to the beach club to party and wear designer's clothing and accessories?this is the only way i can get the amount of money to buy all those stuff."

hurm..people do all kind of things for money..and people do all kind of things to satisfy their needs.
is it so hard to be faithful?is it so hard to compete in this world?is it so hard...to be honest?..
life is full of surprises..well..
everybody have their own dark secrets..

me..exams..& utp

2006-11-18T22:02:00.000-08:00

MY HECTIC TIMETABLE DURING THE WEEKENDS

2-12
SLEEP

12-2
LUNCHEON

2-5
SLEEP

5-7
Futsal

7-9
Dinner

9-12
Greys anatomy/smallville/heroes/prison break/DhW

12-2
Wandering around

2-.......
SLEEP!

huaghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one more week of pure torture and horror still awaits...

haih..the exam week is really torturing..especially when u need to cover all the things that ud study for the whole semester in a single day.hahaha...well..last minute study do get the best out of u..because its like either u study like crazy..or to answer the finals with wonderful images of getting a nice dose of ass whoopin by my beloved parents.
well..the first week of exam was expected to be..well..not quite tense and tough.smooth sailin...(i hoped).but all of it changed when we had been given our question booklet

Given:

P(x)=2826125135819350145015x² +27654752752745x-83613=U_dumbass_i_told_u_2study_earlier

Calculate how dumb are u in freakin 2 hours with three thousand iterations..
make sure that ur answer is in 3 signifreakin figures.
(estimated time needed:: for pure geniuses:1 hour and 59 minutes & for average joe's=3 bloody days)

Then..calculate the approximate error of ur 120 IQ to einstein's 450

(450-120/450)x 100 =73%!!!!!!!

oh my god! a freakin 73!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

......

INVIGILATOR:OH COWS...U may start answering ur paper now...U have 2 hours to spell all the questions given.
Me:yesslahh...ive studied already..sure sap sap sui one............
*opening the question booklet*

Me:bloody questions..luckily i brought my c4's!!ngehehe..

INVIGILATOR:What are you doin loser?ur suppose to attempt all of the questions given..
Me:...........

2 hours later..

INVIGILATOR:ok times up!plz put down ur pen and pencils or ill slaughter u guys one by one

ME:hahaha...lets die!!! (flashin 100 kilo's of c4 tied to my bloody ass)

INVIGILATOR:aaaaaa!!!!!!!!TERRORIST!!!CALL BUSH!!!CALL CONDOMLEZZA RICE!!CALL BIN LADEN !!!CALL KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN!!!CALL...*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

the next day:
*Press conference on the suicide bomber of Utp's Mechanical eng. Students*

Dumbreporter1:Pak Lah..what do u have to say about what happened?

PL:Saya tak tau la

Dumbreporter2:Pak lah..it is reported that KJ is the mastermind of the horrific accident yesterday..is it true?

PL:Saya tak tau la...

Dumbreporter3:Pak Lah..how do we handle the situation?

PL:wear batik..and everything will be fine.tq

REPORTERS:what a genius!!the calm and cool..yet full of meaning apporach...Pak lah ur the man!!

PL:tima kasih..tima kasih..

well..after that..the survivors were then given their next paper:fluid mechanics..

Question one:
calculate the mass flow rate of a cow dung flowing right through its ass into ur bloody brain:
(formula not given...u can find it under the chair or under the invigilator's skirt)

Question Two:
Now that ud calculated ur brain's approximate error with einstein's in yesterdays paper,find the maximum drag force
that is experienced by ur tiny brain when u are running naked at night(the friction force is neglected)

Question 3;
what is the size of superman's underwear?use bernoulli equation to answer.

???????

AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im totally screwed.....anyway..that was the least of my problems for the past week
that night..
i was bored to death when suddenly i decided to google some stuffs on the net..

*click*(internet explorer)

*typing*
google.com

*appear*
DRUGS RELATED CONTENTS!!ur entering a drug related website!!!!

me:?????????????eerr....did i typed marijuana-get-high-and-stoned-till-die.com?

WHAT THE HECK??????
its google.com u stupid moron!!!!!!!!!!!what does it has to do with drugs !!!!!!!!!
stupid itms fellas...(itms is the it management in UTP)

well...go to hell with google..

i still have my beloved friendster

*click*

*typing*
www.friendster.com

*appear*
ADULT/SEX WEBSITE!U HAVE NO ACCESS TO STRIP THE RECTORS UNDIE'S!!!!

me:..........

utp sucks.

arent we proud to be malaysians??

2006-11-14T00:47:00.000-08:00

just finished my first paper...Dynamics~... lalala..
and i just discovered this blog beta thingy..i need to master this bloody html thing asap lah.haih..even my little brother (who is taller than me now) knows how to change his friendster's acc background...and im still sticking to the old template..bcoz basically i dont know how to change em..ahahaha
well..a frequent cover up statement will be "haih...for what lah change all the background..i like it to be..erm..simple and nice"hahaha.eyah right ..a smart answer fo a dumbass in all these BLOooDY HtML coDEs! ek?hahahaha..hurm.yeah..i have to get a hang of this thing during this semester break(which will be full of sleep i guess)...sheesh~...i hope so..

oh..now the malaysian media are making a big fuss on the murder of that mongolian model..
COVER PAGE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTRY MY FREN!!! hahahaha....guess u have to be shot twice in the head and be blown to pieces by 3 grenades in order to be veryy popular then...haih..lucky u MAWI..hahaha...haih...well..thinking bout it..do these ppl who killed her have the slightest sympathy..or..feeling that they are just normal human beings and they do not have the right to interfere with god's work of taking lives....haih...its a crazy crazy world...
hurm...and another thing...we MALAAYSIAns will have a new ISTANA NEGARA by 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOHOOO...aint that a big thing to celebrate for????i mean a RM400 MIL palace man!! and...we have bersamamu at tv3 showcasing malaysians who are seeking for help...struggling their ass off to survive each and everyday living in old rotten houses..ORPHANS...OLD FOLKS..and a hell lotta people can find good use of the bloody 400 million in order to help them to at least..have a decent meal to get through their day...but hey!what the heck..we have royalties to take care of..who is spending millions and millions on their bentley cars..big houses..and designer clothes.royalties and their crazy needs to fulfill their lifestyle...THE RICH AND FAMOUS huh...

well..
so much for" ZERO POVERTY "by 2020...

oh damnit!i have 2 more papers for this week ..COMPUTATIONAL METHOD on thursday and also FLUID MECHANICS on friday..soh like..

hurm..enjoy ur palace malaysians!..im off to study~

sheesh...

Confused......

2006-11-02T22:53:00.000-08:00

well..everyday i wake up with the confusing thought of either enjoying life to the fullest by having fun and doing crazy stuff or struggling to get my degree done with well...obviously with flying colours...people say life starts at 40..
nway final exam is just around the bloody corner...
huagh~...mental fatigue.

oh rooney oh rooney~

2006-10-28T09:04:00.000-07:00

the wonder boy is back with a hattrick!!!!Woohooo
well...another victory for manchester united~....glory glory mates!

My first post.....

2006-10-27T11:16:00.001-07:00

Well...this is my first post..so..something to ponder about

Tunku Abdul Rahman "Bapa Kemerdekaan"

Tun Abdul Razak "Bapa Pembangunan"

Tun Hussein Onn "Bapa Perpaduan"

Tun Mahathir Mohamad " Bapa Pemodenan"

Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi "Bapa Khairy"

.........

well...come to think bout the current issue...what is going on in our country ?
who's right or wrong??
is that the main issue?
or as the malay proverb says,
"bersatu kita teguh...bercerai kita roboh"
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